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"My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

Daisy Fuller

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Dr. Strangelove (1964)

President Merkin Muffley

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

Annie Hall (1977)

Alvy Singer

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."

Dead Poets Society (1989)

John Keating

"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

Eli Cash

"I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

Airplane! (1980)

Steve McCroskey

"Surely you can't be serious? I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Airplane! (1980)

Dr. Rumack

"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!"

Despicable Me (2010)

Agnes

"Ogres are like onions; they have layers."

Shrek (2001)

Shrek

"Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your days."

The Lion King (1994)

Timon

"I'm having an old friend for dinner."

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Hannibal Lecter

"I'm writing you a prescription for two testicles. Get some."

The Hangover (2009)

Phil

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

The Office (2005)

Michael Scott

"What is this? A center for ants?"

Zoolander (2001)

Derek Zoolander

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