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Lines that make us laugh out loud every time
"My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
— Daisy Fuller
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
— President Merkin Muffley
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
— Alvy Singer
"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
— John Keating
"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
— Eli Cash
"I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."
— Steve McCroskey
"Surely you can't be serious? I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
— Dr. Rumack
"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!"
— Agnes
"Ogres are like onions; they have layers."
— Shrek
"Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your days."
— Timon
"I'm having an old friend for dinner."
— Hannibal Lecter
"I'm writing you a prescription for two testicles. Get some."
— Phil
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
— Michael Scott
"What is this? A center for ants?"
— Derek Zoolander